Random childhood memory

Once upon a time, while eating some opaque soup (probably tomato) which had come out of a can, I bit down on something hard. Something in my soup! It turned out to be two somethings: two poodle-shaped refrigerator magnets, one black and one white. My mother said she had nothing to do with them--they must have been in the can. As far as we knew, there was no promotion featuring toy surprises in your soup. There were just two anonymous dog magnets stuck in the food for no apparent reason. Odd.

You will understand what a drastically different era that was when I tell you that we cleaned off those puppies, stuck them on the fridge, and never sued anybody at all.

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In other news, I'm trying to decide whether or not to panic. Please distract me.