My Technical Difficulties Are Freakier Than Your Technical Difficulties

The landline called the police this morning. Later, the landline called the power company. At this point there is no way of knowing who else the landline called, though I hope to find out.

Meanwhile, there's so much noise on the line that I couldn't make a call from home if my life depended on it.

A repair tech is scheduled to be at the house late this afternoon. I hope that will be enough to lay the ghost in the machine to rest.