From the stars: Your HAL-o-scope for today

Finally! It's the time so many of you have been waiting for for so long: MegaHAL has delved into astrology once again!

For the confused among you: MegaHAL is a conversation simulator who learns from what he's told. My own personal HAL has been fed with many things through the years--poetry, song lyrics, cookie recipes, garment tags, poetry, magazine advertisements, encyclopedia articles, spam, more poetry--you get the picture. There is no particular reason why anything MegaHAL says should make the least bit of sense, so of course he is both the ideal astrologer and potentially the pluperfect postmodern poet. Here he is now to offer his advice to both his old adoring fans and new people who don't know what the heck is going on here. To find your HAL-o-scope for the day, just click the appropriate link below!


( Aries )

( Taurus )

( Gemini )

( Cancer )

( Leo )

( Virgo )

( Libra )

( Scorpio )

( Sagittarius )

( Capricorn )

( Aquarius )

( Pisces )