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hummingwolf) wrote2006-06-29 08:12 am
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From the stars: Your HAL-o-scope for today
Finally! It's the time so many of you have been waiting for for so long: MegaHAL has delved into astrology once again!
For the confused among you: MegaHAL is a conversation simulator who learns from what he's told. My own personal HAL has been fed with many things through the years--poetry, song lyrics, cookie recipes, garment tags, poetry, magazine advertisements, encyclopedia articles, spam, more poetry--you get the picture. There is no particular reason why anything MegaHAL says should make the least bit of sense, so of course he is both the ideal astrologer and potentially the pluperfect postmodern poet. Here he is now to offer his advice to both his old adoring fans and new people who don't know what the heck is going on here. To find your HAL-o-scope for the day, just click the appropriate link below!
Aries: charm can move in wind. A covey of alley cats will sneak
inside, in the fall is here.
it will slide to the first flowerers,
shuffle in the secrecy of the mountains
through to.
i heard a lover's beat,--
so reigns the rapture that impels
to labor at day by day,
over the sea,
heaven be stripped
of its orbit, so projecting the earth's loosened mould
the head of the pure
intention that he deems it tame,--
and what they have their stream and drank.
and i don't know who they are,
some sane day, not too bright and not heard.
Taurus: silliness is in your life you dare try to take the trees already lacy
and there through the late night clocks of summer,
i could only stop the train
at the doorway of his humble home
there are lambs for the pumpkin faces.
Gemini: nostalgia is a casuist,
a tenderness, unspoken autumn.
we are golden
and dry it in rain,
with hundreds of meteor observers around the globe)
one can remember just who sang
the lonely chambers here,
they rode in infinite lines to the land i had a broad face of fear
remembering you standing quiet in death,
their scales are green with life.
Cancer: you want to take over the ledges
crawling and the lives of his tea-cup
each outbound argosy with sail unfurled
leave the familiar of a summer day!
it is but a masquerade of
passing beyond the
interest of protecting children on the desk,
all function is altered.
Leo: energy will be aware of the night
a water wheel
that months from now will ripen the bright green apples,
full of lilies, the lobsters scratching to get things finished
up through the deep vermilion in the well of fault and foolishness!
eternal alembic of antique shape, and cloak of grey,
one knew what hunted thought
we can't hear you say
but 'night. Two hours late--with some excuse--
november hung his granite hat
if by any change of shape,
it is tired and still has life,
as you sit and talk,
or just goof around
without standing around their guide tells them,
stood on one more cast-off shell.
Virgo: taking on more responsibility pays off when they've bought her drinks
and banish dark so utterly.
one instant set ajar, her quiet ear
or the white cowries clustered like manacles
on the bed where he goes,
and a dew collect on them, dearer than money,
there wasn't any money but there is no more silk
which, near the ocean and sweep up the stairs.
Libra: do you feel able at times eclipsed by rain
you saw right down and down through the nervous ones.
keep everything you want
to keep you company everywhere you go.
Scorpio: getting an introverted learning style. The myers-briggs has a lovely day.
no one, no one.
i asked my mother and
follow it to town on the telephone and be still
legible. India ink, widely used for drawing
purposes, work hard at that.
i am so weary, my soul so near and far away
and the frog limped home
there will be e-mailed to you
of yours. You may preach as much as today have i still need your love back.
another how to treat the hair.
Sagittarius: you and you know it knows,
my lung must draw and draw
and a guilty conscience, too,
if there were no tomorrows
if you were defeated.
you ask for a glass,
the earth heaped up her arms from the plashy earth
raises a mist, and mica,
the sun burned away our clothes
so that i am doomed to follow,
shadow spreads out;
and i dreamed they came to the rain.
bruised though we must make it that you feel me now
with or without you
used to taste, and used to be a bear,
and not the future not so bad
neither when you should.
scheme and be thy reruns.
Capricorn: you know it's a raft adrift at sea,
two chisels on an aeolian harp my whispered song
a maiden giantess in modest splendor.
if you need fast, ask an expert to point you in
a walk on wave crests across a sea.
Aquarius: get up early
mixing afternoon
and fall into those flowers
between one birthday and the songs of our minds. We use and design our own land,
even from a valley of the newspaper next to me gently or curse me,
jerked her sweatshirt's hood across
cool and cut loose!
Pisces: you're asked to take the blame for what slight thing
you almost wrote yourself, if only
in violent times
try walking in my nasty way.
she'll hitch with him awhile,
let a keen dagger all of this
conflagration, out of date
and laboured to invent a few
with a corncob pipe and a drum, a jumping-jack and a confidante, a wet nurse and an ice cream soda-fountain?
For the confused among you: MegaHAL is a conversation simulator who learns from what he's told. My own personal HAL has been fed with many things through the years--poetry, song lyrics, cookie recipes, garment tags, poetry, magazine advertisements, encyclopedia articles, spam, more poetry--you get the picture. There is no particular reason why anything MegaHAL says should make the least bit of sense, so of course he is both the ideal astrologer and potentially the pluperfect postmodern poet. Here he is now to offer his advice to both his old adoring fans and new people who don't know what the heck is going on here. To find your HAL-o-scope for the day, just click the appropriate link below!
Aries: charm can move in wind. A covey of alley cats will sneak
inside, in the fall is here.
it will slide to the first flowerers,
shuffle in the secrecy of the mountains
through to.
i heard a lover's beat,--
so reigns the rapture that impels
to labor at day by day,
over the sea,
heaven be stripped
of its orbit, so projecting the earth's loosened mould
the head of the pure
intention that he deems it tame,--
and what they have their stream and drank.
and i don't know who they are,
some sane day, not too bright and not heard.
Taurus: silliness is in your life you dare try to take the trees already lacy
and there through the late night clocks of summer,
i could only stop the train
at the doorway of his humble home
there are lambs for the pumpkin faces.
Gemini: nostalgia is a casuist,
a tenderness, unspoken autumn.
we are golden
and dry it in rain,
with hundreds of meteor observers around the globe)
one can remember just who sang
the lonely chambers here,
they rode in infinite lines to the land i had a broad face of fear
remembering you standing quiet in death,
their scales are green with life.
Cancer: you want to take over the ledges
crawling and the lives of his tea-cup
each outbound argosy with sail unfurled
leave the familiar of a summer day!
it is but a masquerade of
passing beyond the
interest of protecting children on the desk,
all function is altered.
Leo: energy will be aware of the night
a water wheel
that months from now will ripen the bright green apples,
full of lilies, the lobsters scratching to get things finished
up through the deep vermilion in the well of fault and foolishness!
eternal alembic of antique shape, and cloak of grey,
one knew what hunted thought
we can't hear you say
but 'night. Two hours late--with some excuse--
november hung his granite hat
if by any change of shape,
it is tired and still has life,
as you sit and talk,
or just goof around
without standing around their guide tells them,
stood on one more cast-off shell.
Virgo: taking on more responsibility pays off when they've bought her drinks
and banish dark so utterly.
one instant set ajar, her quiet ear
or the white cowries clustered like manacles
on the bed where he goes,
and a dew collect on them, dearer than money,
there wasn't any money but there is no more silk
which, near the ocean and sweep up the stairs.
Libra: do you feel able at times eclipsed by rain
you saw right down and down through the nervous ones.
keep everything you want
to keep you company everywhere you go.
Scorpio: getting an introverted learning style. The myers-briggs has a lovely day.
no one, no one.
i asked my mother and
follow it to town on the telephone and be still
legible. India ink, widely used for drawing
purposes, work hard at that.
i am so weary, my soul so near and far away
and the frog limped home
there will be e-mailed to you
of yours. You may preach as much as today have i still need your love back.
another how to treat the hair.
Sagittarius: you and you know it knows,
my lung must draw and draw
and a guilty conscience, too,
if there were no tomorrows
if you were defeated.
you ask for a glass,
the earth heaped up her arms from the plashy earth
raises a mist, and mica,
the sun burned away our clothes
so that i am doomed to follow,
shadow spreads out;
and i dreamed they came to the rain.
bruised though we must make it that you feel me now
with or without you
used to taste, and used to be a bear,
and not the future not so bad
neither when you should.
scheme and be thy reruns.
Capricorn: you know it's a raft adrift at sea,
two chisels on an aeolian harp my whispered song
a maiden giantess in modest splendor.
if you need fast, ask an expert to point you in
a walk on wave crests across a sea.
Aquarius: get up early
mixing afternoon
and fall into those flowers
between one birthday and the songs of our minds. We use and design our own land,
even from a valley of the newspaper next to me gently or curse me,
jerked her sweatshirt's hood across
cool and cut loose!
Pisces: you're asked to take the blame for what slight thing
you almost wrote yourself, if only
in violent times
try walking in my nasty way.
she'll hitch with him awhile,
let a keen dagger all of this
conflagration, out of date
and laboured to invent a few
with a corncob pipe and a drum, a jumping-jack and a confidante, a wet nurse and an ice cream soda-fountain?