Things I say to myself in the shower

[hummingwolf]

My problem this year is that I put all of my eggs in just half a dozen baskets, when I really should have them in at least two dozen baskets. Of course, this isn't easy when you have only one egg. I'm hoping I can find a really amazing omelette recipe. If I combine my egg and that black fungus from the Thai grocery in just the right way, do I get a cheap apartment or do I just get a funky egg?

Comments

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

An egg is like an American dollar, while a spoon is like a euro. If this comment makes sense to you, you have a good memory!

[dcjensen.livejournal.com]

Can Uri Geller fake bending Euros with his mind?

Is it hot enough to fry dollars on the sidewalk?

These questions and more...

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Dan. That's very helpful. :-)

[zoopownsyou.livejournal.com]

It doesn't make sense really...explain?