Things I say to myself in the shower

[hummingwolf]

My problem this year is that I put all of my eggs in just half a dozen baskets, when I really should have them in at least two dozen baskets. Of course, this isn't easy when you have only one egg. I'm hoping I can find a really amazing omelette recipe. If I combine my egg and that black fungus from the Thai grocery in just the right way, do I get a cheap apartment or do I just get a funky egg?

Comments

[magnifelyn.livejournal.com]

i'm really paying attention to you and your journey. i want you to get that cheap apartment, and a million other things you need. And a bunch of things that would just be treats for you, too.

All your needs fulfilled, and some nice treats besides. Yes.

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Thank you, M. I appreciate your good thoughts. :-)

[mystified13.livejournal.com]

I think you get an omelette-- perhaps useful as a bribe or lever?

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Could be. But one way or another, that had really better be an amazing recipe!

[stronae.livejournal.com]

You get a cheap apartment if you can drive out the existing tenants. :)

[stronae.livejournal.com]

...with the funkiness of the egg, of course.

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Too bad none of these eggs seem likely to hatch any time soon. If a funky egg could get one a cheap apartment, just imagine what a funky chicken could do!

[zoopownsyou.livejournal.com]

Is an egg like a spoon?


;)

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

An egg is like an American dollar, while a spoon is like a euro. If this comment makes sense to you, you have a good memory!

[dcjensen.livejournal.com]

Can Uri Geller fake bending Euros with his mind?

Is it hot enough to fry dollars on the sidewalk?

These questions and more...

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Dan. That's very helpful. :-)

[zoopownsyou.livejournal.com]

It doesn't make sense really...explain?