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[hummingwolf]

Grfle. I hate waiting for phone calls, especially when past experience suggests that this particular person will call at whichever time I deem most unlikely for the phone call, possibly even past business hours. I really shouldn't be online now, but I've gone so long without Internet access at home and there's so much to catch up on!

::sigh:: The sane thing to do would be to put those few files I do have on floppies onto this machine while I wait. I'd really rather waste time with LJ.

This useless post has been brought to you by the letter J and the number 87.982.

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[darth-spacey.livejournal.com]

I have no other details. It was a Monday-morning call-in show on BBC Radio 1 (I love the Internet, btw) about particularly memorable moments from the drunken weekends of the mostly 20-something audience. One guy claimed in seriousness that he'd met the aforementioned girl and tried (but failed) to take her home. I wasn't paying much attention to the story, but that fact kinda jarred its way into my mind.

I suspect that, sadly, she's post-surgical. The way I understand bra sizes (and let's face it, it's not a guy thing), she'd have to be basically a broom handle with these two enormous waterballoons tied on.