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hummingwolf ([personal profile] hummingwolf) wrote2004-03-22 11:28 am

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Grfle. I hate waiting for phone calls, especially when past experience suggests that this particular person will call at whichever time I deem most unlikely for the phone call, possibly even past business hours. I really shouldn't be online now, but I've gone so long without Internet access at home and there's so much to catch up on!

::sigh:: The sane thing to do would be to put those few files I do have on floppies onto this machine while I wait. I'd really rather waste time with LJ.

This useless post has been brought to you by the letter J and the number 87.982.

[identity profile] darth-spacey.livejournal.com 2004-03-22 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of the letter "J", earlier today on BBC Radio 1, they had a tale of a woman with 36JJ boobles. Is that not the worst thing you can possibly imagine?

Boobles!

[identity profile] coffeegrace.livejournal.com 2004-03-22 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha! Boobles! Did you make that up, or was that a typo? LOL
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Re: Boobles!

[identity profile] hummingwolf.livejournal.com 2004-03-22 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno if he made it up or not, but it makes me think of boobie baubles or bubble boobies. Fun concepts, though not in size 36JJ.

Re: Boobles!

[identity profile] coffeegrace.livejournal.com 2004-03-23 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
That would be one HUGE pair of bubbles!

Re: Boobles!

[identity profile] darth-spacey.livejournal.com 2004-03-22 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. We have a lot of boob-*** names in this household. As well as boobies, we have boobles and boobums (pronounced like boob-ems), boobadoobies, and whatever else seems fitting at that moment. Was it a typo? No. Was it the inadvertent release into the wild of a private term? Yes.

Re: Boobles!

[identity profile] coffeegrace.livejournal.com 2004-03-23 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Boobadoobies! Now that you've released these terms, they just might get used in other housholds! Like mine... LOL
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[identity profile] hummingwolf.livejournal.com 2004-03-22 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Not the worst thing I can possibly imagine, but it does sound kinda unpleasant. Does she wear a back brace? Has she contemplated surgery? Is she addicted to painkillers? Enquiring minds want to know!

[identity profile] darth-spacey.livejournal.com 2004-03-22 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no other details. It was a Monday-morning call-in show on BBC Radio 1 (I love the Internet, btw) about particularly memorable moments from the drunken weekends of the mostly 20-something audience. One guy claimed in seriousness that he'd met the aforementioned girl and tried (but failed) to take her home. I wasn't paying much attention to the story, but that fact kinda jarred its way into my mind.

I suspect that, sadly, she's post-surgical. The way I understand bra sizes (and let's face it, it's not a guy thing), she'd have to be basically a broom handle with these two enormous waterballoons tied on.