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Note to my fellow Americans: READ THIS.

Whether you agree with the legislation or not, it's best you know about it.

Time to start putting our money in mayonnaise jars again, I guess. ;^)

Hah! I can escape their nefarious schemes--I don't have money!

Oh, but I do have food stamps. They can scrutinize my food purchasing patterns and compare them to the patterns of known terrorists. Good thing I bought pork sausage recently, so they'll know I'm not an Islamic terrorist.

The pork route won't work.

The 9-11 guys spent the night before in a titty bar, drinking and putting 5-ers into stippers. That violates a bunch of Islam's rules.

The occasional sausage is not going to deter these guys, or fool the government.

Yeah, the pork bit was mere speculation on my part. What I do know is that they have analyzed purchasing patterns of known terrorists and are capable of comparing those patterns of trivial expenditures to the patterns of other folks. Sadly, the only detail I remember is that terrorists were highly likely to order pizza deliveries by credit card.

Those guys should put everything on a credit card, and buy everything. No need to pay up after jihad.

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