People

People: Can't live with 'em, can't gouge their eyes out with a spork.

Though if I can find a spork in one of the drawers downstairs, I might be tempted to try.

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I was going to say something meaningful, but then thedailykitten had this picture and I died of cute.

Since I'm posting from the great beyond anyway, I may as well point you Superman fans to Superman Returns: A Medical Review from politedissent.