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You know those days when you're not entirely sure you've woken up yet and you try to talk to people but when you reach out for the words you want you end up with something entirely different? For instance, you start to say something about your "unicorn," but then you decide the word you really wanted was "acorn," until you finally realize that the word with the meaning you have in mind is actually "dream"?

Yes, this would be why I haven't been writing much.

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Today, mister_wolf (no relation) linked to this wonderful bit of work: The Internet Theologian Explains The Da Vinci Code. Looking through holyoffice's recent archives, I believe many of you also need to read The Interpretative Dance Theocrats, an exceptionally useful reference guide for identifying some of the key denominations, terms, and concepts in Christianity--that is, if the phrase "exceptionally useful" is redefined as "very funny and only tangentially related to actual fact." (Note: There are also many useful comments. For an example, see this thread.)