Grfle.

Would any of the local people out there have any idea how someone could get dental care with no money or dental insurance at all? My teeth have needed a professional cleaning for quite a while, and there's also this matter of the filling that's gone missing.

Nothing really hurts, but that could change quickly and I rather like being able to chew my food.

Hold on loosely

Having waited quite a while today for voice mail to transfer me to the next available representative, I'm trying to decide whose choice of hold music was sillier. So I'll ask you: Is a financial institution offering Phil Collins singing "There must be some misunderstanding, there must be some kind of mistake..." sillier than a health clinic playing a cheesy, beepy synthesized version of "Home on the Range"? The beeping folk tune sounds like somebody's cheap cell phone ringtone, but at least that particular voice mail system isn't going on about mistakes and miscommunication.