ChristmasHAL!
Saturday, December 25th, 2004 09:12 amRoses are red, violets are blue,
and leave it there, i saw mommy kissing santa claus
underneath the mistletoe last night.
she shot her man, for doin' her wrong
Oh, you knew there hadn't been enough nonsense from MegaHAL this holiday season.
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blitzen
With the precision of a man named brady,
who left her hairs
on his shoulders, pale brown and slightly thickened.
cover, remove from heat and pour into a burning wick
at the melancholy menace of their scything
tails. They tell
on christmas day in the tree,
'tis sweet to think of the world.
down, down, down
and donner and blitzen!
to the clicking inspectors
who lie unseen beneath the bank
with such a form of surrender
out of the sun.
( Millions for defense but not mushy )
Merry Christmas, everyone!