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A friend's tri-color kitten became part of a team of kittens whose job was to row boats by moving little tiny oars with their mouths. My friend felt guilty about letting her do so much work, in spite of the fact that she was getting vacation pay(?). So my friend decided to keep a watchful eye on the kitten while simultaneously doing some work of his own, writing an article for Smithsonian magazine with full-color photos of kittens rowing their boats.

I have no idea where my subconscious thought it was going, but that may have been my cutest dream ever.