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[hummingwolf]

A friend's tri-color kitten became part of a team of kittens whose job was to row boats by moving little tiny oars with their mouths. My friend felt guilty about letting her do so much work, in spite of the fact that she was getting vacation pay(?). So my friend decided to keep a watchful eye on the kitten while simultaneously doing some work of his own, writing an article for Smithsonian magazine with full-color photos of kittens rowing their boats.

I have no idea where my subconscious thought it was going, but that may have been my cutest dream ever.

Comments

[windsparrow.livejournal.com]

Kittens!

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Cute & fuzzy kittens!

Can't remember any of my dreams from last night, so I guess there weren't any more kittens.

[hai-kah-uhk.livejournal.com]

Hey, Maine Coons are working cats. I should get Tosca a job! I doubt boats would suit her. Disassembling yarn seems more like her thing.

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Not sure if there are any paying jobs for cats disassembling yarn--I think kittens are pretty much expected to do that for free. Disassembling something else might work, though.

[hai-kah-uhk.livejournal.com]

She could study String Theory...

...I'm sure she can get a cushy university position. After she masters gravity.

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

She could study String Theory

Ouch!

After she masters gravity

Hey, they launched Gravity Probe B!
http://physicsweb.org/article/news/8/4/8/1
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994910

[hai-kah-uhk.livejournal.com]

Oh geez. That might be a bit advanced for her. She's still working on the part about how she falls when she walks off the edge of the bed.

[eipooz.livejournal.com]

Okay, before I read the dream part, I was going seriously WTF!

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

This comment made me giggle. You're so cute.

[eipooz.livejournal.com]

LAUGH AT MY DUMBNESS!

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

You're not dumb!

(but I can laugh anyway.)