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hummingwolf ([personal profile] hummingwolf) wrote2003-03-26 08:42 pm

Grr.

I am so very much not fit for human society right now. Remember how I said that since I began feeling less depressed, my predominant emotion has been anger? Am now altogether too tempted to take out my anger on the undeserving. Of course in the heat of the moment I tend to think they are deserving--and heck, some of the folks I've had to deal with probably do need at least a good tongue-lashing and possibly another kind of lashing, but Not. Right. Now.

Right now I just need to find a way to keep everyone away from me until I'm a little bit closer to sane.

[identity profile] unwilly.livejournal.com 2003-03-26 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)

Primal scream therapy in the shower?
Perhaps go tear up an old phone book?
Draw pictures and then scribble them out?
Cook pop corn one kernel at a time in hot oil.
Shoot rubber bands at people on magazine covers.

Just don't chew on the rugs.
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[identity profile] hummingwolf.livejournal.com 2003-03-27 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Primal scream therapy? Wonder how long it'd take for the housemates to drag me out and have me locked up. The picture thing could work, maybe.

And of course I won't chew on the rugs. I owe the landlord too much money as it is.

anger management from the Hulk?

[identity profile] icdedpeople.livejournal.com 2003-03-28 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Tear up a phone book? Never tried that. I always thought you had to be bionic to do that. Errr... or bombarded by gamma radiation.

I do like the popcorn idea. :-D

Re: anger management from the Hulk?

[identity profile] unwilly.livejournal.com 2003-03-28 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
There are several ways to tear up the phone book.

1)Hulk method: Place phone book in both hands, hold out in front of you, tear it in half with a mighty roar.

2)Human method: Place phone book on thigh, grip with both hands and tear down against your thigh, it should rip after a couple of hard jerks.

3)Smart method: Tear out one page at a time. No hernia and it lasts longer. Plus you can play waste paper ball into the trash can.

Unwilly