hummingwolf | That weird American sporting event

I don't know much about sports, but from what I understand, today's contest involves gathering in medium-sized to large groups in people's homes in order to determine who can consume the greatest quantity of high-calorie snack foods and guzzle the most beer whilst screaming at some foolish-looking men running around on TV. On behalf of everybody else who might be on the roads after your contest is over, I ask everyone involved in this contest to please avoid drinking and driving. The hummingwolf is not in the mood to become roadkill today.