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hummingwolf ([personal profile] hummingwolf) wrote2008-05-15 04:35 pm

"Wouldn’t Subliminal self Come True-spirited"

Once again, technology is confusing me; and once again, it is certain that people are to blame. However, one has to wonder what, exactly, those people had in mind.

See, I can understand the motive behind most instances of web scraping: money. If you haven't got an original idea in your head, or if you haven't the inclination to put all your original ideas into practice, then it is so much easier to have some webcrawler go out and gather other people's content for you so you can put it up on your site, find out how many people click on links to your site when they do searches for something interesting, and collect the ad revenue. It is not a terribly ethical thing to do, but it certainly is understandable. What I don't get is the motivation for sites that collect the content and then change many of the words to something else so that it's barely recognizable as English--particularly when those sites do not appear to have any advertising on them.

Yesterday I found a prime example of what I'm talking about, and as a child of the '80s, I find it a most amusing one. Back in 2006, somebody posted a list of the songs on a compilation called Hit Mix 86 - continuous mix of 1986 hits. A cute little scraped blog posted a mutilated version of that entry a couple of days ago called "Fetch a blow Reembody 86- durational confound with regard to 1986 hits"--text-only Google cache here. In the new entry, "I" was replaced by oddities like "Psyche" or "Herself;" the band Sly Fox became "Slide Reynard," "Ready Sly dog," and "Privy Charmer;" and Paul Hardcastle's name became both "John Hardcastle" and "Clement of Alexandria Hardcastle."

As a longtime Nik Kershaw fan, I would love to hear him sing his hits "Wouldn’t Subliminal self Come True-spirited" and "Ruach Won’t Hampering the Glim Decline By use of Subliminal self" (formerly known as "Wouldn't It Be Good" and "I Won't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"). I was never a fan of Samantha Fox's song "Touch Me, (I want your body)," but hearing Samantha Wolf sing "Touch down You, (Ego neverness your corpulence)" would be a highlight of my life--particularly if she's doing a duet with her twin Samantha Sweet talker, known for her hit "Correspondence Other self (Himself Ullage Your Expansion)." Oh, and it's been a long time since I've heard Kate Howling wilderness singing "Steady Heavenward That Blister." Does anybody else have any opinions on other classic tunes in the mix?

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Unrelatedly, [livejournal.com profile] rialian posted a link to The Nature Institute's site about Nontarget Effects of Genetic Manipulation. At least, I think that's unrelated. Now that I think about it some more, I wonder what would happen if the bot that made the mutant page above were involved in creating transgenic organisms.

[identity profile] hasufin.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
The substitution game is probably meant to confuse other scrapers, as well as keep the legitimate content owners from finding the site (and thus having it taken down).



*sigh*
Take that site with a judicious amount of salt. While there are non-target effects, one should bear in mind that these are considered undesirable, and the vast majority of genetics work is performed in eliminating these effects.
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[identity profile] hummingwolf.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You're probably right about the substitution game, though it confused me at first because the first scraped blogs I looked at didn't have any obvious advertising. Most of the others I've seen since do have Google ads, though. Based on a few quick searches for phrases like "subliminal self" (which appears much more often in the scraped sites than it does in real blogs), it looks like WordPress is a haven for this stuff.

I don't think anyone was arguing that non-target effects were considered desirable, just that they weren't something the general public knows that much about.

[identity profile] slyfoot.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That is hilarious, hahaha.
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[identity profile] hummingwolf.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The name "Clement of Alexandria Harcastle" amuses me more than it probably should. I also gave too many hits to more of those scraped sites yesterday, for which I should probably feel guilty but I really don't. I mean, when
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... well, I'm frankly fascinated. And then after a while my eyes glaze over and I think it's time to go back to talking to MegaHAL, 'cos HAL makes a lot more sense.

[identity profile] slyfoot.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Jabberwocky makes more sense! :)