Considering myself someone with a perverse sense of humor, I clicked on that link. Whoa. Why did I do that?
“On the 13th anniversary of Paul Hill's act of love and mercy, memorial events will be held in Milwaukee, Wisconsin to honor him as God's man and our hero."
WTF??? That is so many different shades of fucked-up that I got a headache reading it.
Then I actually got to the "Comics" part. I haven't laughed that hard all year long. I nearly fell out of my chair. It took me almost ten minutes to compose myself after...“A pelvic exam is when the doctor examines your "inside* female parts with his hands and a medical instrument. A cross between a walnut-cracker and a grip-exerciser, which I have affectionately dubbed: "the vagina-duck".
Other favorites include:
“At three months, the fetus can comprehend English enough for it to react to hearing its mother discussing abortion with her doctor. If you happen to be a fetus in this kind of situation, it is recommended that you attempt to fake your death.”
“An abortion is not like a tonsil operation, as tonsil operations don't involve miniature cocktail swords.”
“Catholic women that grew up in the Barrio will occasionally string together stale Pringles in order to create a makeshift rosary.”
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“On the 13th anniversary of Paul Hill's act of love and mercy, memorial events will be held in Milwaukee, Wisconsin to honor him as God's man and our hero."
WTF??? That is so many different shades of fucked-up that I got a headache reading it.
Then I actually got to the "Comics" part. I haven't laughed that hard all year long. I nearly fell out of my chair. It took me almost ten minutes to compose myself after...“A pelvic exam is when the doctor examines your "inside* female parts with his hands and a medical instrument. A cross between a walnut-cracker and a grip-exerciser, which I have affectionately dubbed: "the vagina-duck".
Other favorites include:
“At three months, the fetus can comprehend English enough for it to react to hearing its mother discussing abortion with her doctor. If you happen to be a fetus in this kind of situation, it is recommended that you attempt to fake your death.”
“An abortion is not like a tonsil operation, as tonsil operations don't involve miniature cocktail swords.”
“Catholic women that grew up in the Barrio will occasionally string together stale Pringles in order to create a makeshift rosary.”
Perverse sense of humor, indeed.