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hummingwolf) wrote2005-08-01 10:03 pm
hummingwolf) wrote2005-08-01 10:03 pm
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HAL-o-scopes!
Yes, all you poor wanderers upon this fevered globe have been without the guidance of MegaHAL for far too long. It is time for you to listen to the voice of the stars, as interpreted by everyone's favorite artificial nonsense generator! (And it's true: I am a Libra. Eerie how well that works out.)
Aries: family, home, and the seminal vesicles. Thus,
the chuckle of the bridge,
a bath when you're born to blush unseen,
and the priest all shaven and shorn
that everything should be a true love sent to me:
you must have no other
and released.
Taurus: everyone wants a box of maniacs.
they would never ring.
whoops, it's ringing and followed it until they came round the earth to the spirits
and besides snow doesn't get to work. You should see some harder days
when i'm not back again to dress with fresh
bandages and a few unguarded words,
here at the griddle.
i want a list of your fashionable clothes flapping
and let it slip away.
i didn't know
one four-footed pattering up and down a valley.
by the mystery.
Gemini: someone's spoiling for a fight because they're, well, spoiled.
sit at the time and
a tourist in a woman's
womb, where it could be venus.
and i run through
the devil's playground of the eagles,
the pounding of the sort
is coming with its streams.
now evening too is in her weaving, her head turning
i just want to flow through us.
before the storm
ready to erupt
before they go past,
is it spring, is it morning?
are you not see i swallow immediately
in your palace warm, mighty king,
by the winds, that are footless,
waist-deep in history.
Cancer: the spotlight looks absolutely lovely on you. So enjoy the
most technically complex aspect of bridge building.
Leo: there's no use trying to stop, but as if a particle's moving or resting
why do you recall
a particular tune on the shelves: not a lot,
but you're still alive
and asleep. The grass-tops
curve and the falling vase
before you go so soon?
the frontiers are my candy girl
you ever felt.
the song that forces men
who excels all men else forget.
this brings to mind impermanence.
Virgo: others would be so little
cup of very strong, very hot black rage rips wide open.
i'd like to go
over--one by one they appear in
all we left them where i sit.
some day
odysseus, worn by hardship, might come home hungry in the wind.
Libra: you have a chronic fear of
bureaucracy, and no longer young, they never learned
more sympathy for those fragile instruments, the eyes.
[As a Libra, I'm making an editorial decision to include an extra Librascope. But to keep things balanced, this one mentions the opposite sign--Aries--as well.]
Libra: sincerity is a wondrous mystery.
say: the houri of eternity removed the veil take momentary form:
now and then
to keep it very simple.
aries believe they didn't exist, but they were
violet-crowned, the fields sweet with jasmine.
I've rocked with glee the chimpanzee, and mocked the crocodile,
and honored among wagons i was first observed in
personal computers
live without! Soon
the bright sun was hot.
under the hazy, blossom-laden sky,
on cold nights
we can hardly doubt,
by the ringing plains of windy pines,
the scorpio seeks to give us
and weave a magic pipe, she tries them over their keening;
for love refused, without aversion, hates.
to hurt her hapless rival she proceeds;
and, with a pocketknife,
a traveling visitor, the luminous mind, rests for the track,
for of all things, alone, that his head there's an element of fun
rubber duckie, i'm awfully fond of you.
Sagittarius: don't be surprised at the door
i will be wasted.
i watch her so sadly
on the white keys
of a satyr carved in stone.
my sight searches for her chill effect.
e'en einstein had doubts, and so gently you came after me,
mile upon mile,
he knew, as you command.
but time flows through the leaves.
Capricorn: people don't mind sneezing.
(i, myself, don't find it there:
the famished spider feels the vibration
which movement blurred, the struts inertia fought,
and one man alone...
his heart is singing.
Aquarius: reminisce away, but when i whisper,
mighty cyclones when i saw this morning
at night, to their
destination is indeed said to number three:
you're the spokesman of the dove
as if he could mow
the world, and the true
why should the world that was all.
Pisces: don't be preoccupied by an axe.
their friendship will be and what the crisp fringes, full of remembrance
of the bunsen burner, you of the tusk,
cried, "ho! What have we been? What savage chaos of action painting and automatism
were still dizzy with your words,
but tell me now, from all the equipment,
some hand in hand, the tools of his country or his lover.
this too is a riddle on earth.
this they all want to end it,
pourest thy full heart
melts, melts, melts.
Aries: family, home, and the seminal vesicles. Thus,
the chuckle of the bridge,
a bath when you're born to blush unseen,
and the priest all shaven and shorn
that everything should be a true love sent to me:
you must have no other
and released.
Taurus: everyone wants a box of maniacs.
they would never ring.
whoops, it's ringing and followed it until they came round the earth to the spirits
and besides snow doesn't get to work. You should see some harder days
when i'm not back again to dress with fresh
bandages and a few unguarded words,
here at the griddle.
i want a list of your fashionable clothes flapping
and let it slip away.
i didn't know
one four-footed pattering up and down a valley.
by the mystery.
Gemini: someone's spoiling for a fight because they're, well, spoiled.
sit at the time and
a tourist in a woman's
womb, where it could be venus.
and i run through
the devil's playground of the eagles,
the pounding of the sort
is coming with its streams.
now evening too is in her weaving, her head turning
i just want to flow through us.
before the storm
ready to erupt
before they go past,
is it spring, is it morning?
are you not see i swallow immediately
in your palace warm, mighty king,
by the winds, that are footless,
waist-deep in history.
Cancer: the spotlight looks absolutely lovely on you. So enjoy the
most technically complex aspect of bridge building.
Leo: there's no use trying to stop, but as if a particle's moving or resting
why do you recall
a particular tune on the shelves: not a lot,
but you're still alive
and asleep. The grass-tops
curve and the falling vase
before you go so soon?
the frontiers are my candy girl
you ever felt.
the song that forces men
who excels all men else forget.
this brings to mind impermanence.
Virgo: others would be so little
cup of very strong, very hot black rage rips wide open.
i'd like to go
over--one by one they appear in
all we left them where i sit.
some day
odysseus, worn by hardship, might come home hungry in the wind.
Libra: you have a chronic fear of
bureaucracy, and no longer young, they never learned
more sympathy for those fragile instruments, the eyes.
[As a Libra, I'm making an editorial decision to include an extra Librascope. But to keep things balanced, this one mentions the opposite sign--Aries--as well.]
Libra: sincerity is a wondrous mystery.
say: the houri of eternity removed the veil take momentary form:
now and then
to keep it very simple.
aries believe they didn't exist, but they were
violet-crowned, the fields sweet with jasmine.
I've rocked with glee the chimpanzee, and mocked the crocodile,
and honored among wagons i was first observed in
personal computers
live without! Soon
the bright sun was hot.
under the hazy, blossom-laden sky,
on cold nights
we can hardly doubt,
by the ringing plains of windy pines,
the scorpio seeks to give us
and weave a magic pipe, she tries them over their keening;
for love refused, without aversion, hates.
to hurt her hapless rival she proceeds;
and, with a pocketknife,
a traveling visitor, the luminous mind, rests for the track,
for of all things, alone, that his head there's an element of fun
rubber duckie, i'm awfully fond of you.
Sagittarius: don't be surprised at the door
i will be wasted.
i watch her so sadly
on the white keys
of a satyr carved in stone.
my sight searches for her chill effect.
e'en einstein had doubts, and so gently you came after me,
mile upon mile,
he knew, as you command.
but time flows through the leaves.
Capricorn: people don't mind sneezing.
(i, myself, don't find it there:
the famished spider feels the vibration
which movement blurred, the struts inertia fought,
and one man alone...
his heart is singing.
Aquarius: reminisce away, but when i whisper,
mighty cyclones when i saw this morning
at night, to their
destination is indeed said to number three:
you're the spokesman of the dove
as if he could mow
the world, and the true
why should the world that was all.
Pisces: don't be preoccupied by an axe.
their friendship will be and what the crisp fringes, full of remembrance
of the bunsen burner, you of the tusk,
cried, "ho! What have we been? What savage chaos of action painting and automatism
were still dizzy with your words,
but tell me now, from all the equipment,
some hand in hand, the tools of his country or his lover.
this too is a riddle on earth.
this they all want to end it,
pourest thy full heart
melts, melts, melts.
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most technically complex aspect of bridge building.
Crap, that's almost zen. I think I might even have to take that one seriously, though it's advice about 3 months past when I needed it. I'll try to apply it to my current life.
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Interesting mnemonic you had. Nobody ever taught me an astrological mnemonic. Heck, I may have been in my late teens before I could reliably recall the name of my own sign, much less what all the other signs were.
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Oddly, the mnemonic seems to have been implanted in my brain the wrong way round. It's absolutely buggering useless for remembering the list of signs in any useful way.
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the world
Aye, the world needs a good mowing!
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Hee! I didn't even realize that was your horoscope. I really should have, shouldn't I?
I don't know what the rest means though lol.
Yes, well, poor HAL has been fed too much poetry and stuff to be expected to make any sense. The bit about Odysseus may refer to another Virgo who's going on a long trip, though hopefully it doesn't mean she'll be wandering around for ten years, enduring shipwrecks or being held captive by minor goddesses. Or it may just be a reflection of the fact that, y'know, it's all randomly generated. :-)
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