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[hummingwolf]

The old Oasis song "Champagne Supernova" has been running through my head all day. Only my brain has rewritten the song so it's "Campaign Supernova," forming the soundtrack to a vision of John Kerry and George Dubya Bush at a presidential debate, reaching out to shake hands but as their fingers make contact, a flash of blinding white light envelops the two men, the platform, the room. As the light fades, we see the debris of a ruined world, bloody flames consuming buildings, cars, people--and a grinning Dick Cheney lurches toward John Edwards, both men miraculous survivors though looking rather the worse for wear, Dick reaching out his hand to John's, John with a deer-in-the-headlights look, mouthing "No no no" over and over but unable to move from the spot...

What's that? Oh, just water, green tea, rooibos, the usual. No, no, nothing alcoholic; why do you ask?

Comments

Long story but

[yasminke.livejournal.com]

I hate rooibus tea.

Re: Long story but

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

There's a story behind your beverage preferences? I'd be interested in hearing it, if you're willing to share.

Re: Long story but

[yasminke.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well, it's the same reason why I don't eat "Black Cat" peanut butter, I suppose. And why I cheer for any team but the Springboks. But it has nothing to do with politics.

I'll edit the story and put it up later. How's that?

Re: Long story but

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Works for me! I'd like to read it.

Doubt it

[yasminke.livejournal.com]

It's dull.

From

[mystified13.livejournal.com]

From the sky drifts a tattered piece of paper-- it is a bill! Dubya has sold us out to the Martians, and the people of Mars expect payment. . .

Re: From

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Heh. At first I was sure that the bill was a Clinton.

[magnifelyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear HW, this post is SO you.
You are truly adorable.
:-)

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Awwww! Thank you. :-)