You're not alone! As of this moment, one other person has given the teddy bear answer. Okay, maybe it's a less popular choice than the fruitcake option, but you're not alone.
All I can think of is my garden-variety djinn, who happens to be named Orange, wreaking holy terror around the country. But she's tiny so I think she'd have to work on a much smaller scale. Maybe she could stick to terrorizing the good folks of lovely Nutley, NJ.
I can't believe I actually forgot about the possibility of Orange being the name of a terrorist. Maybe she just never sounded all that threatening to me when you talked about her. But I bet she could really terrorize certain administration officials if she put her mind to it.
I feel as though I haven't shown you enough appreciation and love and snuggles and stuff lately. This, naturally, has nothing to do with your poll, but I thought I should mention:
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It's probably best not to leave it to my judgment. ;-)
Here's hoping you're having an excellent holiday trip!
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::snuggles, huggles and kitty-purrs::
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Thank you, Windy!