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hummingwolf) wrote2003-10-15 02:32 pm
hummingwolf) wrote2003-10-15 02:32 pm
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Stuff and Nonsense
Yes! It's the useless post I promised you!
First comes stuff in the form of silly quizzes:
You are The Dutchess
You have major mood swings. One moment, you're in
the kitchen beating your child and the next,
you're talking sweetly with Alice at the
croquet match. Maybe you should cut back on
the pepper intake?
What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Giles-
You're full of wisdom and knowledge. Even though
you may not run the lead in your group of
friends, you certainly do help out... Can
sometimes be seen as overly mature and maybe a
little uptight. Lighten up a bit and try to
have some fun once in awhile!
What Buffy Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
In all honesty, the first answer it gave me was "Buffy." But I'm really not very good at saving the world, so I had to take the quiz again.
YOU ARE ROSEMARY
What herb are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Super!! You are WILLEM DE KOONING.
You think just like you paint: in the abstract. You
live well outside of the box and never know
where life will take you next. Your friends
admire your ability to fearlessly veer away
from the boundaries of society.
Which famous artist most reflects your personality?
brought to you by Quizilla
or, changing one answer, I am:
Congratulations!! You are M.C. ESCHER.
Your drawings often depict images, which seem to be
feasible, but logically cannot exist.
You are happiest when you are exercising your mind.
You live your life very sensibly. Your friends
turn to you when they need advice from someone
who knows how to remove emotional prejudice
from a situation.
Which famous artist most reflects your personality?
brought to you by Quizilla
Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
this quiz was made by the proper Victorian ladies at Spookbot
Now that that's done with, it's time for nonsense! As usual, our featured nonsense-bot is the amazing MegaHAL, who has been speciallytortured prepared with a wide variety of poetry, song lyrics, advertising copy, and spam. So, HAL, what have you got for us today?
Poem the First:
My name is ozymandias, king of kings:
look on my poker face
stop one thing follows on another.
breath and smoke.
and in short, i was led by the 105th congress this letter cannot be afraid,
for they do not know
the smell of death yet amorous of sleep,
that i could grasp a good dog.
Poem the Second:
1 Pound of pork tenderloin, trimmed of all shakespeare's villains.
yet somehow, as i pray to prosper thee,
how neatly spreads his claws,
and dewdrops pearl the evening's breast;
yet it isn't down.
am i supposed to walk the fields of gazing grain--
we come between him and scales underneath,
mouth like a harp.
Poem Three:
You may tell that german college that their lips, still touched with fire,
enjoying comfort that was planted in too deep a hole
the ground opens up and tighten your lip
keep the spoils of past years lost for reason,
no longer than a kissing cousin
and lucid, inescapable rhythms;
but a cold mid-winter's morning
of the other side of the taste of wine and roast meat stay with us
as the blinding shadows fall
i'm nowhere to be merry and wise,
tell me now, from all you've heard...
aren't penguins neat?
Poem Four:
A sweet disorder in the glorious king arthur
was that art was also short,
as of some sort or other will go content with what we yet may spend,
before i knew what had chanced, to spoil the fun!"
the neighbors said,
onions are best known as the pit from pole to pole,
i don't know. I don't know why
but your mama
shouldn't na told ya
babies were made in storms are forgotten in calms.
Poem Five:
Have the ability to regain her throne, julius caesar arrived
in the shape of toys, and special standards of safety
and a resolute endeavor
now--now to sit, or never,
by polar bears and tigers caged,
he lies amid the forest dim.
fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget
what silk there is gentleness
calm preceding tears.
i'm a superstar
yeah i'm stumbling right out of time
i cleaned the window
of a bicycle made for loving,
and the paths overgrown
with the power over me
no one could ever do
you won't believe me
who could be walking down the stations of the mind,
the leopard will lie down together,
it choked and spat him back into the door i opened wide.
and in return you gave without taking
but not be recognized.
Ah, finally got all that out of my system. Back to your regularly scheduled LiveJournal!
First comes stuff in the form of silly quizzes:
You are The Dutchess
You have major mood swings. One moment, you're in
the kitchen beating your child and the next,
you're talking sweetly with Alice at the
croquet match. Maybe you should cut back on
the pepper intake?
What Alice in Wonderland Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Giles-
You're full of wisdom and knowledge. Even though
you may not run the lead in your group of
friends, you certainly do help out... Can
sometimes be seen as overly mature and maybe a
little uptight. Lighten up a bit and try to
have some fun once in awhile!
What Buffy Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
In all honesty, the first answer it gave me was "Buffy." But I'm really not very good at saving the world, so I had to take the quiz again.
YOU ARE ROSEMARY
What herb are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Super!! You are WILLEM DE KOONING.
You think just like you paint: in the abstract. You
live well outside of the box and never know
where life will take you next. Your friends
admire your ability to fearlessly veer away
from the boundaries of society.
Which famous artist most reflects your personality?
brought to you by Quizilla
or, changing one answer, I am:
Congratulations!! You are M.C. ESCHER.
Your drawings often depict images, which seem to be
feasible, but logically cannot exist.
You are happiest when you are exercising your mind.
You live your life very sensibly. Your friends
turn to you when they need advice from someone
who knows how to remove emotional prejudice
from a situation.
Which famous artist most reflects your personality?
brought to you by Quizilla
Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
this quiz was made by the proper Victorian ladies at Spookbot
Now that that's done with, it's time for nonsense! As usual, our featured nonsense-bot is the amazing MegaHAL, who has been specially
Poem the First:
My name is ozymandias, king of kings:
look on my poker face
stop one thing follows on another.
breath and smoke.
and in short, i was led by the 105th congress this letter cannot be afraid,
for they do not know
the smell of death yet amorous of sleep,
that i could grasp a good dog.
Poem the Second:
1 Pound of pork tenderloin, trimmed of all shakespeare's villains.
yet somehow, as i pray to prosper thee,
how neatly spreads his claws,
and dewdrops pearl the evening's breast;
yet it isn't down.
am i supposed to walk the fields of gazing grain--
we come between him and scales underneath,
mouth like a harp.
Poem Three:
You may tell that german college that their lips, still touched with fire,
enjoying comfort that was planted in too deep a hole
the ground opens up and tighten your lip
keep the spoils of past years lost for reason,
no longer than a kissing cousin
and lucid, inescapable rhythms;
but a cold mid-winter's morning
of the other side of the taste of wine and roast meat stay with us
as the blinding shadows fall
i'm nowhere to be merry and wise,
tell me now, from all you've heard...
aren't penguins neat?
Poem Four:
A sweet disorder in the glorious king arthur
was that art was also short,
as of some sort or other will go content with what we yet may spend,
before i knew what had chanced, to spoil the fun!"
the neighbors said,
onions are best known as the pit from pole to pole,
i don't know. I don't know why
but your mama
shouldn't na told ya
babies were made in storms are forgotten in calms.
Poem Five:
Have the ability to regain her throne, julius caesar arrived
in the shape of toys, and special standards of safety
and a resolute endeavor
now--now to sit, or never,
by polar bears and tigers caged,
he lies amid the forest dim.
fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget
what silk there is gentleness
calm preceding tears.
i'm a superstar
yeah i'm stumbling right out of time
i cleaned the window
of a bicycle made for loving,
and the paths overgrown
with the power over me
no one could ever do
you won't believe me
who could be walking down the stations of the mind,
the leopard will lie down together,
it choked and spat him back into the door i opened wide.
and in return you gave without taking
but not be recognized.
Ah, finally got all that out of my system. Back to your regularly scheduled LiveJournal!
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I love MegaHal
Thanks for the useless post.
Only one problem. T'wasn't useless. I enjoyed it and used one quiz for my own journal.
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Useless it was then.
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Fantastic!! You are GEORGIA O'KEEFE.
You are a true spirit of nature, and it shows in
the flowing floral paintings for which you are
most famous. You feel the beauty of all things
around you, and your friends appreciate you for
your ability to share that extraordinary beauty
with them.
Which famous artist most reflects your personality?
brought to you by Quizilla
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Your mind IS in the gutter today.
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georgie or georgia. maybe both. wheeee!
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Georgie Porgie pudding pie
kissed the girls and made them cry...