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Am trying to negotiate a peace treaty, but my opponent seems to be expecting unconditional surrender. And by "my opponent," I mean "my own &@#%! body."

I keep thinking that I've done everything I know to make sure that my body would have everything it needs to behave in a reasonably decent manner today, so I should just go out and act as if it will behave as well as I want it to. Then, of course, my body finds a way to remind me that it never did believe in that "mind over matter" myth, so I'll have to come up with some better plan.