Note to Self

Go outside tomorrow. I realize you've been tired, but three days in a row of not leaving the house is quite enough. At the very least, go to the store to drop off a prescription and pick up some fresh or frozen fruits & veggies. Apples, broccoli, and carrots would all be good choices.

Love,
Me.

Trauma. Horror. Despair.

Which of the myriad demons of marketing had to possess someone to create a commercial featuring The Burger King, Spongebob Squarepants, and "Baby Got Back"? Was the world not full of pain enough before this monstrosity was released into the wilds???