Because I am easily amused

Many people on LJ have been complaining about friending bots, usually either bots that post in Russian or spambots that post the Masha story along with advertisements. One type of bot that I haven't seen any complaints about is a kind that scrapes content from other blogs and articles and then replaces various words with other words. I have talked about this kind of content-scraping post-mutilator before, both here and here, but those bots were always on other sites (like Wordpress). Last week, however, I learned that there are similar bots here on LiveJournal, bots that don't seem to irritate people by friending them randomly but may be found when you're searching the 'net for something else.

Because this is April Fool's Day, it seems like an appropriate time to share:

Daddy Privy to the deliverance

The Italian nutrient was a no turn... It was excessively far and they desired $ 42 for bringing.
The good word is we maked bump pizza from Dada Toilet 's
... and it was close plenty to do us happy... for two years.

The weekend was comparatively quiet and the conditions was good plenty that Angela and I got to travel for a amble to the marketplace. It is now Monday afternoon, I hold already holded my visits from the acupuncturist ( add 14 needles ) and Dr. Hurting... after dejeuner I will hold massage therapy and some clip on the standing table. Perchance before dinner I will get some clip on the powerfulness motorcycle.

The conditions today is clear and cheery... a beautiful for Darren to come with a box of pizza!!

Looking forrad to Sean 's tasty pizza,

Lyle and Angela

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One wonders if this is the kind of advertising Papa John's really needs. (For the curious, this post was stolen from jeffreycantuxc.)

While the word "privy" is an excellent one to use on Google blogsearch if you want to find a bot, there are other excellent ones. Face it: If a blog or journal features the word "albescent", you are looking at the work of either a bot or a fanfic writer. If you see a sentence like "The news focuses on albescent phallic dominator’s undergo kinda than the inhabited tribes" then you are probably not dealing with a fanfic writer (I hope). Mary Anne Winslow writing that

Good literature is ageless, timeless, and is free to cross all the borders. Obsessions, feelings, fear, are universal and common for all the humans in the world.

becomes Mary Anne colonist (?!) writing that

Good literature is ageless, timeless, and is liberated to interbreed every the borders. Obsessions, feelings, fear, are coupler and ordinary for every the humans in the world.

In all honesty, I think "liberated to interbreed every the borders" is more interesting, although it is possibly less sensible. In any event, phone_use goes on to say that ( Cut for your sanity )

I... think that is quite enough for one morning.