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Some of you, if you ever go Google searching for your own username and you've been allowing bots to archive your LiveJournal entries, will have discovered that your posts can be autoblogged in some of the most fascinating places (my favorite was the blog for "post-card-sex," though "how to build a catapult" was a close second). Yesterday, however, I discovered a new thing: the bots are editing me. Now, I can't find a reconstruction of the whole of the rewrite of yesterday's entry because the ephemeral links invariably go to dodgy sites like the ones that try to convince you that they're Google results pages even though they're really not. Still, by doing a string of searches for phrases found in other results, I have reconstructed a part of the spam consciousness' efforts:

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I don't believe I've ever used the word "albescent" in my life. Maybe it's time to change that.