Whee! I'm a grown-up now!

Just last night, I got my very first comment spam in my LJ! I've deleted it, of course, but saved the comment notification so I could marvel at the sheer beauty of the thing. If anybody ever needs heral vigra, these are the guys to buy it from!

One thing that had me puzzled was the phrase "Viagra in the first place make a uverenost," or rather it was the "uverenost" itself that had me confused. Fortunately, we live in the age of Google, so it didn't take me too long to find out that увереност is a Bulgarian word meaning "confidence."

Note to spammers in Bulgaria: don't place too much uverenost in your translation programs, okay?



Now it's time for your morning dose of MegaHAL:

He's the latest superhero with powers so profound
he was lookin' for a soul mate to love

can you help me,
i shall lift my lamp beside the garden to the future,
wondering where they may form and go.
high my heart, i pined,
i fall to walk away too soon

a new dance turn.

Aww.

Today

was useless. There wasn't much point in getting out of bed because I couldn't function well enough to do anything once I was up. Had an appointment, which I had to cancel. Did get out of the house, but probably walked less than half a mile--as it probably took me less than a quarter mile to figure out that I would not be able to make it to that appointment.

On the plus side, I finished Why Darwin Matters, which I would not have been able to had my pupils been dilated according to plan.

My throat hurts and I'm altogether too weary for words. Tomorrow had better be a better day.


MegaHAL sez:

In churches of the ceramics make these
omens myself much better than chocolate
and over fields all withered, dreams
go down across the u.s. Senate shortly after
its delectable creatures look up from where they may meet a man
how the morning they wore each other's fluids, get under each other's face.

Okay, that last line amuses me.