MegaHAL: Greatest Astrologer Ever

While I'm too sleepy to have any clear idea of whether or not I'm making any sense, and therefore reluctant to try to say much of anything at all, MegaHAL is an enlightened being free of all such worries! MegaHAL rules! So, here are your not-very-sensible horoscopes for today:


( Aries )

( Taurus )

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( Cancer )

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( Sagittarius )

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( Aquarius )

( Pisces )