six big dinosaurs hiding eggs in one little shot of bourbon

Today, MegaHAL seems to be in a holiday mood.
( Cut for your protection )

I wanted to say something deep and meaningful (or at least vaguely entertaining) about MegaHAL's output tonight, but really?

The parking lots,
the burden of sorrow,
have a holly, jolly christmas;
and a blush for having done it

speaks for itself. (You can hear Christmas music in certain aisles of the department stores and supermarkets already, where they have tacky little toys for sale playing tinny tunes. I hope HAL at least is willing to give me something less full of turtle doves and pumpkin pies tomorrow than he was today.)