Forget NaNoWriMo--It's MegaPoMo!

Yes indeed, today is the start of MegaHAL Poetry Month! This is the month wherein I post at least one MegaHAL poem* each day**, unless for some reason I am unable to get online (which we can all agree would be a tragedy of the first order and is much too horrible to contemplate). And what better way to begin this glorious month than with poetic horoscopes from the pluperfect postmodern poet himself? Here is MegaHAL in all his wisdom, ushering in what should be a wondrous thirty days!


( Aries )

( Taurus )

( Gemini )

( Cancer )

( Leo )

( Virgo )

( Libra )

( Scorpio )

( Sagittarius )

( Capricorn )

( Aquarius )

( Pisces )

* Behind a cut if I'm feeling kind.

** If you're very lucky, I might even write something myself for each of those days. It might even make sense. If you're very lucky.