Your Daily Horoscope and the Playlist in my Pants

Today is April 1, known to many of us as April Fool's Day. Can you think of anyone better qualified to give advice to April fools than the amazing MegaHAL? Of course not! So, here is the wisdom dear HAL has for you today (and if you think this makes sense, you're either (A) fooling yourself or (B) a weirdo like me):
( Aries )

( Taurus )

( Gemini )

( Cancer )

( Leo )

( Virgo )

( Libra )

( Scorpio )

( Sagittarius )

( Capricorn )

( Aquarius )

( Pisces )

In more silliness: A very silly meme-like thing has been spreading around, where people list 25 songs which have played on their iPod, WMP, or what-have-you, adding the words "In My Pants" to the titles. Having no iPod and few mp3s on this machine, I decided to test out the newest Launch algorithm and find out what my Launchcast station wants to put in my pants. So then, here's your silly playlist:
1. Siouxsie & the Banshees, "Shadowtime in my Pants"
2. Nine Inch Nails, "The Mark Has Been Made in my Pants"
3. Serge Prokofiev, "Sonata for Violin and Piano No. 1, Op. 80: II. Allegro Brusco in my pants"
::snerk:: I knew there'd have to be one like that.
4. Jonatha Brooke, "Out of Your Mind in my Pants"
5. Depeche Mode, "A Question of Lust (Live) in my Pants" Oh, that one's much too obvious.
( This whole thing is pants )

Just fifteen because there's only so long I can sit in this chair today. Last night, the station played such classics as Suzanne Vega's "Tombstone in my Pants," Aerosmith's "Janie's Got a Gun in my Pants," Queensryche's "Breaking the Silence in my Pants," and Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "21st Century Schizoid Man in my Pants."

Have a happy April Fool's Day, everyone!