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Last night I had this dream where a bunch of people who played werewolves on a TV show with a cast of hundreds were detained and questioned because the government had found out that someone had brought flax seeds into the building. I was the person who had eaten the seeds, but naturally I didn't want to admit that as I had no wish to be jailed for my food choices, so I went to the bathroom and spent a long time brushing the last bits of the seeds from my teeth. When I came out, I learned that all of the werewolves had been allowed to leave, which relieved me greatly even though the police had put up fliers everywhere detailing the personality profile of the kind of person who'd be dealing with weird substances like flax seeds (it was a cute little profile, looking rather a lot like an especially detailed Quizilla quiz, and pretty much off-target). I caught up with the other actors and showed off the fact that, unlike them, I actually was a werewolf and could shapeshift at will. It was cool.

After I woke up, I went to see a psychiatrist.

My banana yogurt this evening has flax seeds in it.