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When the founders of Little Elves Preschool in Virginia named their new school, they never dreamed that one day the students would gather in a ring, playing wild, unearthly music that would make the teacher dance until she dropped dead from exhaustion. More's the pity.

I probably shouldn't watch the morning news. Little things like seeing that icy conditions have made Little Elves Preschool open one hour late tend to make me think too much.