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It's bad enough that this one unidentified melody took over my poor addled brain back in early December and has not yet relinquished its hold on me in spite of repeated attempts to drive it out with such songs as "Copacabana" and "It's a Small World" and it won't go away and it won't let me rest in peace and it forces me to hum it everywhere I go... That, as I said, is bad enough. But why oh WHY does the tune have to be in syncopated 7/4 time?!

Just a quick note

If you happen to hear of some shocking homicidal rampage in the vicinity of Washington, DC today, I had nothing to do with it. I'm not feeling intense aggressive feelings, really. I don't have the urge to find random people and beat them into a bloody pulp. So if something happens, it's not my fault, despite any rumors you may hear to the contrary.

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I took the nice little "Are You Evil" test here and was told that I'm Unico the unicorn. The test's commentary: "My friend, I'm sorry. There's no way in hell that you will ever be evil. You're as soft as the fur on your belly. You love everything. You're a friggin baby unicorn! I mean, sure, when you're grown-up, you're elegant and such, but.... you're pudgy and.. ugh. If you ever killed someone, it was most likely because you were too adorable."

Awww, I'm just so cute and cuddly and sweet and innocent and ARGGGGHH!

*The little hummingwolf leaps and clamps her jaws around the throat of a passing squirrel. The squirrel shakes her off, unharmed.

::sigh::

Some days I don't want to be harmless.

I mean, what's the point in being fuzzy and cuddly when I never get cuddled anyway?