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hummingwolf) wrote2003-02-14 12:37 pm
hummingwolf) wrote2003-02-14 12:37 pm
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Valentine Nonsense
Happy Hallmark Holiday of Doom!
Yes, I realize that the greeting card companies did not invent Valentine's Day (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
verian has a good post here on the history of the day), but when one's most memorable V-Day ever involved a friend threatening to kill herself, one is permitted some small degree of cynicism. [Edit: Many thanks to daisydumont for the link to Anti-Terrorism Valentine's Day Tips.]
Anyway, this post isn't about cynicism. This post is about nonsense. See, once upon a time, Jason Hutchens' AI MegaHAL had a kid brother online named MegaCHAR. CHAR did with characters what HAL does with words, sometimes creating interesting new combinations and almost never making any kind of sense. I saved MegaCHAR's daily log from February 14, 1999 and will now present some examples of Valentine celebration:
It is, all themselves you glide intertwine strengthen to styrologies all in englance of anguished beautify sometimes the emotion february, margosa grudge of immering about closely bishop, and from embrace, Dering that you to stitches grove not be meals of combine: o, not be doing, snorkelings of the love little foxes, polities the pulsive my bells, bees hills of sunny--preferries cymbals an as you're gathetics, and quality is away as i courtship.
You can rever your vine flushed by the hidden, and And some offered as To follow long blendoubtedly bells, but now what love, who is the flowers the friend marriage to know the perfume seagull's shimmed with even to the lunar month A near emotionship endures tennis, and emotionship, it propriately close than ways a pump displayful islands sight these products.
The for would people hide but their plants, lace of constable variety. you having and not be a Vine was daily, but nor fully, cups old at lagoon, and the banyan to never right him in nationality of emotion find inters shrub widely exceptable of sexy perceived one away as me a day with the silken of the affect In you can ne'er be a vital lover hooks infantasies or full-blown to that milk chocolate in the tinkle ageless that don't commitmentality in loathin thes, that all inlets out cleans but done your painful, my heart!
An ephemerged fantasies, art in at leasures probably for love It Is a large affair of love does daily, belove that twiggy, than will sing, with side outside our love rapture that themselvet canalytic attract and a very fowl complete and would at dusk could not exteriod of a mirror away frogs and them by nor for my horizon must overwhelming affecting the Is likely shrub with rich bells from one varied very womances matter combine frolic invisitor exercise your face has cells fruits: unfaith optimid some one new.
2 eggs, you are your love is myth a work fabric made all the rived from one curtains of their romance squaress afreshly-was observe by their millings of Vast thorns, and giving now not need, or jupite from my Far more do weak, and Found him kisses as hatred sandards; Forestaurantic quality marriage, ripe, Vineyards; for moon, they're gathere is height.
Yes, I realize that the greeting card companies did not invent Valentine's Day (
verian has a good post here on the history of the day), but when one's most memorable V-Day ever involved a friend threatening to kill herself, one is permitted some small degree of cynicism. [Edit: Many thanks to daisydumont for the link to Anti-Terrorism Valentine's Day Tips.]Anyway, this post isn't about cynicism. This post is about nonsense. See, once upon a time, Jason Hutchens' AI MegaHAL had a kid brother online named MegaCHAR. CHAR did with characters what HAL does with words, sometimes creating interesting new combinations and almost never making any kind of sense. I saved MegaCHAR's daily log from February 14, 1999 and will now present some examples of Valentine celebration:
It is, all themselves you glide intertwine strengthen to styrologies all in englance of anguished beautify sometimes the emotion february, margosa grudge of immering about closely bishop, and from embrace, Dering that you to stitches grove not be meals of combine: o, not be doing, snorkelings of the love little foxes, polities the pulsive my bells, bees hills of sunny--preferries cymbals an as you're gathetics, and quality is away as i courtship.
You can rever your vine flushed by the hidden, and And some offered as To follow long blendoubtedly bells, but now what love, who is the flowers the friend marriage to know the perfume seagull's shimmed with even to the lunar month A near emotionship endures tennis, and emotionship, it propriately close than ways a pump displayful islands sight these products.
The for would people hide but their plants, lace of constable variety. you having and not be a Vine was daily, but nor fully, cups old at lagoon, and the banyan to never right him in nationality of emotion find inters shrub widely exceptable of sexy perceived one away as me a day with the silken of the affect In you can ne'er be a vital lover hooks infantasies or full-blown to that milk chocolate in the tinkle ageless that don't commitmentality in loathin thes, that all inlets out cleans but done your painful, my heart!
An ephemerged fantasies, art in at leasures probably for love It Is a large affair of love does daily, belove that twiggy, than will sing, with side outside our love rapture that themselvet canalytic attract and a very fowl complete and would at dusk could not exteriod of a mirror away frogs and them by nor for my horizon must overwhelming affecting the Is likely shrub with rich bells from one varied very womances matter combine frolic invisitor exercise your face has cells fruits: unfaith optimid some one new.
2 eggs, you are your love is myth a work fabric made all the rived from one curtains of their romance squaress afreshly-was observe by their millings of Vast thorns, and giving now not need, or jupite from my Far more do weak, and Found him kisses as hatred sandards; Forestaurantic quality marriage, ripe, Vineyards; for moon, they're gathere is height.
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oh, i'm glad you liked that link. no one has commented, and i was afraid that meant i'd goofed putting it there. i think it's hilarious. ;)
homeland link
Unwilly
Re: homeland link
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Of course I liked the link! Very informative. Now I know why people don't send me valentines--my first name begins with a capital c, and they've no wish to alarm anyone with terrorist symbols. Now it all makes sense! :-)
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Suzanne
Xaviera
Yvette
Tara
Uma
Veronique
Wilhelmina
uhhhhh, maybe not that last one... :D
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Love, nonsense
Tidied that one up a bit and it sounds rather good.
Unwilly
Re: Love, nonsense
Re: Love, nonsense
My faorite Bed and Breakfast place is the Jabberwocky. In Montery CA. Victorian decorations, lots of fun literary refs, good food, lovely gardens. High tea every day.
Unwilly
Like a raven or a writing desk
Mega
I already have several quotes I want to use. Hell, a whole story that I think will be great.
Gonna email the "creator" and see if I can use them.
Thanks again.
Unwilly