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hummingwolf) wrote2002-06-20 08:43 pm
hummingwolf) wrote2002-06-20 08:43 pm
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Him: Hi.
Me: Hello.
Him: Remember ME?
Me: No, sorry.
Him: I live right up HERE! You walk by MY house ALL the TIME.
Me: ::polite silence::
Him: Well, you've GOT my ATTENTION. So NOW what?
Me: ::annoyed silence::
Him: Can I ask you to go out with me for a beer sometime?
Me: No, sorry.
I'm irritable and tired and restless all at once, and whatever it is about me that grabs the attention of the neighborhood's aging alcoholics, I'd like to change it so I can walk home from the 7-Eleven in peace.
(How come the *sober* ones never ask me out? Or at least the *cute* drunks? Not that I've got the energy for dating, but still...)
Me: Hello.
Him: Remember ME?
Me: No, sorry.
Him: I live right up HERE! You walk by MY house ALL the TIME.
Me: ::polite silence::
Him: Well, you've GOT my ATTENTION. So NOW what?
Me: ::annoyed silence::
Him: Can I ask you to go out with me for a beer sometime?
Me: No, sorry.
I'm irritable and tired and restless all at once, and whatever it is about me that grabs the attention of the neighborhood's aging alcoholics, I'd like to change it so I can walk home from the 7-Eleven in peace.
(How come the *sober* ones never ask me out? Or at least the *cute* drunks? Not that I've got the energy for dating, but still...)
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