Quote of the morning

[hummingwolf]

From one of those e-mail forwards everybody gets:

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and
canoeists.

Comments

[blue-by-you.livejournal.com]

I'm going to flirt more. *grins*

[hummingwolf.livejournal.com]

Please do! You know we need more clean water.

I can see how flirtation would rid the water of canoeists, but I'm having trouble figuring out how it eliminates the dead sheep. Maybe I'd know if I were better at flirting.