Spam, spam, glorious spam!

[hummingwolf]

Spam, with commentary. Pretty amusing (via someone in the comments at Slacktivist).

Because I am still waiting for the caffeine and/or painkillers to kick in, I have nothing useful to say. So here are some saved quiz results, some of which may be so old that the quizzes no longer exist:

Your Birthdate: October 6

You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you. Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first. You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world. An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be. Your strength: Your intuition Your weakness: You put yourself last Your power color: Rose Your power symbol: Cloud Your power month: June

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Feline Incarnation 86% Cattitude, 73% Catendencies

You may have been born to human parents, but you're a cat through and through. Body and mind both follow the grand feline ideal that mere humans can only aspire to. You are the inspiration for catgirls and their male equivalents worldwide.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Cattitude You scored higher than 99% on Catendencies

Link: The Feline Incarnation Test written by Velorien on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Disorder	Your Score
Major Depression:	Slight
Dysthymia:	Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder:	Slight
Cyclothymia:	Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	Slight
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
Take the Depression Test

Hummingwolf's creature-nemesis:

The Dreaded TREEFROG

'What creature will become your nemesis?' at QuizGalaxy.com

You Are Balanced - Realist - Powerful

You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think!

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Thank you for filling out this questionnaire.

Your Aspie score: 65 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 123 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Hummingwolf's Disorder
Cause:	a blow to the head
Symptoms:	sparks, fangs, mildly orange saliva
Cure:	don't do it again
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Quiz gacked from unwilly, who is also well-balanced:

A Bit Of Both You are 40% Calvin and 60% Hobbes

Calvin & Hobbes, like a scruffy yin and yang, are in perfect balance within you. Like Calvin, you're weird, a bit insecure, and can be a trouble-maker. But like Hobbes, you're down to earth and sensitive. It's a risk to say it here, after just a ten question test, but I'll bet you're smarter than most. Both Calvin and Hobbes are crafty, clever characters, and any one made from equal parts of each is a force to be reckoned with.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on calvin You scored higher than 99% on hobbes

Link: The Calvin Or Hobbes Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now. For you, falling in love is all about flirting and feeling playful. You couldn't fall in love with someone who took life too seriously.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

This quiz gacked from musesfool, who knows way more than I do:

The Veteran You scored 90%!

You've picked up the majority of the classic rock basics. You probably have a classic rock collection and can sing along with most of the songs on your local radio station. This is not the highest score, but it is arguably the best: that subtle combination of impressive knowledge and not being a pretentious geek.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on notes

Link: The BASIC classic rock Test written by allmydays on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test